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Who the F!ck Are We?

We're owned by two dicks, one an infantry vet and the other one an active duty infantry gun nut, and one hot chick!  Jess ain't giving her facebook anymore for obvious reasons, but you can hit the dickheads up on the following profiles to see that real people are running the show here, albeit a little maniacally at times, and here to help/offend wherever possible.

You can text us just about any time at 901-356-7110, somebody almost always has the phone, even at odd hours